Dave Stewart's American Prayer makes we wish I was a Republican. And I don't even live in the US.
Whittaker: stop it. George from Seinfeld: stop it. Stewart: I told you a long time ago.
This is almost as bad as Roger Taylor's Nazis (at the very least, read the lyrics, if you haven't - awesome).
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Things I never expected to read in a prominent Intelligent Design blog:
So there you have it. If you're a Christian you'd better not be an ID proponent, and vice versa. Or, of course,
Sorry if I’m offending anyone but these people disgust me. They’re all like “I believe in rational inquiry, science, and bearded thunderers who live in the sky and worry about my immortal soul”. Please. Choose one or the other but not both.
ID has nothing to do with rational enquiry. I'm not sure they really realised they were saying that.
In March of this year, a customer wrote, "I have attached a Word document that describes the problem." (Hey, here's an idea: Why not describe the problem in your email message?)
The Word document contained a screenshot.
The screenshot was of an email message.
The email message contained a screenshot.
Bonus remark from the customer liaison: "Once you open the document, you may need to zoom it further to read it."
For those wondering how on earth to access an underlying real device when PulseAudio is enabled (yes, both alsamixer and pavucontrol only show one mixer control - brilliant!), you can do this:
alsamixer -c 0
Of course, this behaviour isn't documented anywhere. I don't know how people are supposed to discover this.